Caveat Emptor

Dear reader,

Beware…

What you are about to experience is nothing less than a hair-raising ride for the rest of your entire lifetime on a roller coaster of tales that begins with a plunge into the abyss of eternal darkness.

This is never for the faint-hearted…

The twists of fate so sharp they will stop the thumping in your chest. The turns to hell so sudden like the blunt blade of a seasoned executioner tearing through your jugulars, sending your severed head into a never-ending descend. As it falls, you eyes will trace my words like a runaway carriage, so uncontrollably they leave their sockets. Be mesmerized, be excited, and be so damn afraid!

Yes, there will be those whose knees are too shaky to cross the planks and board my pirate ship. They disgust me, those pathetic suckers living all their years and surely more to come in vain. Come aboard for what lies ahead is horror, sick fun horror. It will scar your minds forever and your bodies only till the day it serves as the lairs of maggots.

So you’re afraid now? Why not bring along your friends?

Read this together, travel into my contoured maze of madness cuddling each other! I’m obliged to offer a plentiful of intriguing stories and plots. After all stories are just lies and I enjoy plotting your demise. I will make them betray you! Like how your six senses including the most common one deserted you. You curious little kitty, you’re so going to get killed. Fear not for after watching your best-friend-forever loses his head forever, your cold blood will desensitize your nerves for terror. You wouldn’t be afraid no more. It’s just like getting used to the stains and splatters of his imploded head on your sparkling new satin white shirt. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Too late! You failed to withhold your sadomasochistic self. You have embarked on this pain-inflicting journey to torture yourself by savoring the gruesome yet satisfying, nauseating yet tantalizing experiences of others’ demises. You are cursed! Much uncertainty lies ahead but there’re 2 things I know for sure… I’ll be having fun and you have just crossed the point of no return.

So I’ll leave you hanging from the cliffs of my caveat emptor for now. Till I see you again; hang on to your life!