Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Reprobate

Kee aka Purple Kee aka Purple King (what his horde of fans calls him) kicked off his Royale purple Old Stability shoes and traipsed into his house. His day at college was draining. School life is no walk in the park, not when you have to ace those exams and impress the girls, play good tennis and impress the girls, sound witty and impress the girls, and while doing all that still look fabulous and impress the girls, and most importantly impress the girls to impress more girls.

Kee was tired. His dropped his bag and headed into the kitchen. His cheeks sore from the constant grinning which he feels help sharpen his face making him look more attractive. His jaws numb. Non-stop witticism comes with a price. He pried open the rusty old fridge. Grabbed an opened can of Funky & Nitty and gulped down half of it. Ahh… the fizzy fluid caressed his throat… Such simple pleasures in life he wondered. He strolled towards his room. Reflections of his daily deeds cruised through his mind in a split second. Ruefulness almost overcame him.

But it did not.

The drink has rejuvenated him. He punched the turn-on button with his dainty fingers (that underwent manicure fitting only of queens and kings). That slyly charming grin was recovering upon his face. He could feel the tingly sense of anticipation and excitement creeping down his spine and fluttering with the soda beneath his belly. His eyes were fixated on the screen of his magenta dHell laptop. His mind was extracting all his trophy memories. All those mindless girls and pretty boys worshipping him; he loved the adulation. He was in control. He carefully picked -the pinkest. He serenaded them with his tenderness. He toyed with them. He influenced and manipulated their friends, turning them against them. He loved the dirty look on their faces when they confronted him, some begging for the return of their reputation, some cursing for his retribution, some crying for his love.

His fingers danced across the keyboard entering his lengthy password. The horns of the Kings sounded. Purple King is online! The exhilaration had spread down from his tummy to his lower body. He pulled out a minuscule plastic card from his phone and shoved it into the slit on the side of dHell. Unclothed bodies filled the screen. Kee was in glee. He toggled back and fore through the images reliving the moments when his slaves kneeled before him, satisfying his most intimate needs. The burning sensation within him had grown into a perverse conflagration consuming what’s left of his humanity. With a twitch of his fingers Purple King delivered his decree. Now the world gets to lay eyes on the condescending images of his victims. And technology- his most trusty advisor, enables him to go scot-free. They were his eyes that help him survey his subjects through the Goggle. They were his mouth that spreads the words. Kee engaged his Messenger and through it spread the plague; the rumor.


<<
Kee LOVEs purpur says:
Hey.. I feel so depressed…
Jess =D says:
Huh
Kee LOVEs purpur says:
Look at these… www.hotsluts.com.aa
Kee LOVEs purpur says:
I never knew she was such a… slut…
Jess =D says:
OH my god! What the f**k?!?!
Jess =D says:
Eeeew! I cant believe it! Wats wrong wif her.. never knew shes so.. loose
Kee LOVEs purpur says:
Neither did i.. I’m so disappointed in her
Kee LOVEs purpur says:
Could it be photoshop of something?!?!?!
Jess =D says:
I don’t believe too but they look too real
Jess =D says:
I.. feel so sorry for you
Kee LOVEs purpur says:
I guess I have no choice but to leave her... but I really.. loved her..
Jess =D says:
Even as her good friend im not siding her.
Jess =D says:
Shes.. so eeew.. how could she do that with some random guy.. oh im so disgusted!
Kee LOVEs purpur says:
Please don’t tell anyone ok? I telling you coz I trust you.. and don’t give up on her as a friend…
>>


Purple King weaved conversation after conversation of lies, victimizing and subtly deifying himself and totally ruining his girlfriend’s name. He was enjoying it. His warped mind was wrenching pleasure from every moment, every word of console for him and condemn for her. He was feeling hot. It was as if he could hear the excitement gushing through his blood. The pores on his skins stubbornly refused to liberate his sweat. The agitation and anticipation was surging through him. He could hardly breathe as he awaited the climax -the moment she confronts him.

Would it be pleas, swears or tears?

Kee let out an awful fits of coughing. Blood splattered across the screen. His head slammed onto the keyboard. More blood gushed out of his mouth and nostrils, running through the tiny channels in between the keys. The screen flickered. His bloodshot eyes further dilated. It was a sanguinary sight.


<< Hot slut says:
Hello Dear!

Hot slut says:
Are you dead?
Kee LOVEs purpur says:
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Hot slut says:
You drugged my drink and f**k me like a dog
Hot slut says:
Its only fair I drugged yours with a little rat poison.
Hot slut says:
Love ya
>>






Friday, November 21, 2008

Caveat Emptor

Dear reader,

Beware…

What you are about to experience is nothing less than a hair-raising ride for the rest of your entire lifetime on a roller coaster of tales that begins with a plunge into the abyss of eternal darkness.

This is never for the faint-hearted…

The twists of fate so sharp they will stop the thumping in your chest. The turns to hell so sudden like the blunt blade of a seasoned executioner tearing through your jugulars, sending your severed head into a never-ending descend. As it falls, you eyes will trace my words like a runaway carriage, so uncontrollably they leave their sockets. Be mesmerized, be excited, and be so damn afraid!

Yes, there will be those whose knees are too shaky to cross the planks and board my pirate ship. They disgust me, those pathetic suckers living all their years and surely more to come in vain. Come aboard for what lies ahead is horror, sick fun horror. It will scar your minds forever and your bodies only till the day it serves as the lairs of maggots.

So you’re afraid now? Why not bring along your friends?

Read this together, travel into my contoured maze of madness cuddling each other! I’m obliged to offer a plentiful of intriguing stories and plots. After all stories are just lies and I enjoy plotting your demise. I will make them betray you! Like how your six senses including the most common one deserted you. You curious little kitty, you’re so going to get killed. Fear not for after watching your best-friend-forever loses his head forever, your cold blood will desensitize your nerves for terror. You wouldn’t be afraid no more. It’s just like getting used to the stains and splatters of his imploded head on your sparkling new satin white shirt. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.



Too late! You failed to withhold your sadomasochistic self. You have embarked on this pain-inflicting journey to torture yourself by savoring the gruesome yet satisfying, nauseating yet tantalizing experiences of others’ demises. You are cursed! Much uncertainty lies ahead but there’re 2 things I know for sure… I’ll be having fun and you have just crossed the point of no return.

So I’ll leave you hanging from the cliffs of my caveat emptor for now. Till I see you again; hang on to your life!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Al Evel is Nigh!

A bank of ominous black clouds shielded the blooded skies. Crimson red rays filtered through the filth, shrouding the warriors as they await the invasion.

Al Evel is Nigh!

The onslaught will begin at dawn! Rest well tonight my comrades for tomorrow we write into the halls of doom hunting nothing but honor, glory and victory!

The vanguards will arrive with the obnoxious killer in lead! The all-seeing Champion of wars and wisdom! Nothing escapes his teeth! His title strikes fear deep into the hearts of many. For he is none other than General Pae Purl! He commands the twin Knights, Kom Pole and Kom Pree with an iron fist! Be wary of Kom Pole’s Council of Twelve and Kom Pree’s sly and scheming henchmen Vol Cap and Aye Qil!

I wish you all the best of luck. No pressure… For there can only be victory!

_1 Day and all hell breaks loose